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  • Steven Smith

    big simpsons vibes here. i never really thought about the simpsons influence before.

  • Dog

    What is this? A manners school for ants?

  • That thoughtjazz had me rolling. Have you ever seen a pumpkin with tits? I haven’t.

    • William Archibald Spooner

      Have you ever seen a tumpkin with pits?

  • Dog, the OCL Wiki Reporter

    THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW: WHO EXACTLY WORKS AT GASARILLO INCORPORATED, THE LAST GAS STATION ON EARTH?
    (Lower level workers specific to the Dumpsville, TX location of Gasarillo)

    CEO of Gasarillo Incorporated:
    – Armadillo Man (currently inside a dog)

    “Corporate”:
    – Unnamed corporate man

    Gasarillo Inc. I.T. Department:
    – Calvin

    District Manager:
    – Rusty Frog (possibly dead)

    Regional Manager (?):
    – Jimmy (former manager)

    Regional Superdirector of Seasonal Merchandising:
    – Regional Seasonal

    Location Gas Station Clerks:
    – Oliver Oldman/Ouldman (a.k.a. “Ollie”, formerly Old Man)
    – Jim Castanella
    – Marvin Staedtler (night shift)
    – A cactus (night shift)
    – Boil (can only work half a shift)
    – Al Gore (non-canonical, fired)
    – Punkho (non-canonical)

    REMEMBER: JOB APPLICATIONS FOR GASARILLO ARE ONLINE-ONLY!